HornyCraft

HornyCraft is one of the stranger lewd parody games that I have played. I was loving this and having a great time with it and thought that it had a ton of charm. However, I am going to warn you right now that there is some strange anti trans stuff in this game and I have no idea what the developer was thinking with this. I am not sure if it is supposed to be a satire or something like that, but it felt like it came completely out of left field so be warned!

Mining And Boning

I have played more than a few lewd parodies based on Minecraft, but none have been quite like HornyCraft here. We play as Steve as you would expect and we are living in our blocky Minecraft style world and there are a whole bunch of interesting characters ranging from a creeper, a witch, a cow, the warden, and more for us to interact with. I would say the story is more about relationships with the characters than it is one big overarching narrative.

Close To Charming

As I said in the intro the transphobia like stuff in HornyCraft was rather shocking to see. I am not saying it is full on hate speech or anything like that and to be honest, perhaps I did take it a bit too sensitively and it was supposed to be a joke. However, the game for like ¾ of it has this rather goofy and cringy charm that I thought was a lot of fun and it had me smiling and laughing and it was like this was the tone the game was going for. However, that dream sequence and a couple of other rather messed up scenes kind of take you out of that headspace.

Grinding And Mining

I would say that the lewd adventure game genre is where HornyCraft is best placed. We can click around the map and interact with different characters and each one is like their own little part of the story. We get to chat with them, take on missions, and try to make them happy, all the while trying to get ourselves laid in the process. There is a little mini game here and it does have something that resembles mining for resource gathering which is neat. There is some grinding here, but to be fair, it is not as obnoxious or boring as it is in some other lewd adventure games that I have played.

Steve The Scamp

HornyCraft is certainly not the first lewd Minecraft parody that I have played, but I will say it has the most interesting and fun Steve design. I love how goofy and weird this Steve is (apart from the dream stuff) and his face is very expressive. The game has some fun, but also disturbing visuals and it is like it does not know exactly what it wants to be. I mean have you ever wanted to see Steve bang a Creeper? Some of the characters, The Witch for example are very sexy and their lewd scenes are a ton of fun. The game has some impressive animation and I think that they do capture the Minecraft aesthetic rather well.

Pros:

• I liked how expressive Steve was
• Some of the characters such as The Witch have a sexy look about them
• It manages to feel a little bit like Minecraft which is fun
• If you ever wanted to bang a Creeper, now you can!

Cons:

• The anti trans stuff feels very out of place and rather mean
• Some of the XXX scenes are more brutal than sexy