Five Lustful Nights

You may see the title of Five Lustful Nights and say to yourself “Another one???” however, as someone that is a huge fan of this series, I say the more the merrier and I am always done for a XXX version of a game that I like. This one has been in development for quite some time and I recently spent some time with the latest (well I think it is the latest) demo that the developer has put out. This is a free game and a real free game too with no hidden extras that they want you to pay for.

Hired By Baby

The plot of Five Lustful Nights is pretty much what you would expect from a Five Nights at Freddy’s parody. We are playing as an MC who is looking for a new job and while browsing the classifieds we come across a job posting that is looking for a night watchman. This place is called Circus Baby’s Nightclub and as we are desperate for a job, we decide “what the hell” and take a gamble and end up getting the job. Yes, this is pretty much the setup for FNAF and every parody of it!

Working The Night Shift

As of me writing this, Five Lustful Nights does not have a ton of story, but one thing I did get a kick out of was the job listing. It tells you what you need to know, you are working from 12 AM to 6 AM and you need to watch the animatronics and make sure they stay inside the facility. You would think the fact the job listing specifies that they are not responsible for any injury or dismemberment may be a red flag! The developer has said that they are looking to all the Five Nights At Freddy’s games for inspiration when it comes to the story so I hope that they mix it up a bit.

The Usual Suspects

So far, the developer has specified that we can expect to see Chica, The Puppet, Mangle, and Foxy, but there could be more. Five Lustful Nights looks decent enough, it is dark and creepy which is exactly what you want, but the character designs are rather unique, to say the least. They are pretty stacked up top if you know what I am saying, but they have a very creepy vibe about them, to be fair, I am not sure they are actually supposed to look sexy as I get a feeling that “creepy” is the vibe that they are going for here. I will say that sometimes the camera movement is a bit erratic and this did make me feel a little motion sick.

Earning Your Money

If you have played any of the FNAF games or any of the other million parodies that are out there, Five Lustful Nights is going to feel very familiar. We need to watch our monitors and make sure that these big titty animatronics cannot get to us or out of the facility. You earn points by closing doors, keeping things running, and making sure you survive. Mini-games and a points system add a bit of variety to things and you are always working towards unlocking some naughty scenes.

Pros:

• The animatronics have an interesting look
• Hey, they have big boobs!
• The core gameplay here feels pretty solid
• I liked the setup for us getting into the club

Cons:

• The characters are not sexy at all
• I found the camera movement to be a bit off putting

Five Lustful Nights is an erotic simulator with elements of horror, which offers you a job as a night guard in a newly opened club. Animatronics may be outdated as a concept, but only for kids, and for adults, these machines still have a couple aces up their sleeve. That's why the new club offers a look at new and improved types of animatronics that can totally satisfy the male gaze. A strip club with animatronics invites you to guard the expensive dancers.

Pros of the game:

• Live sexy robots
• Special characters and animations for each robot