FNIA The Golden Age

I was blown away by what I experienced with FNIA The Golden Age. I have played so many lewd parodies of this franchise over the last few years that many of them kind of blend together as they are quite similar. However, this right here is one of the very best parodies that I have come across. I will admit right now, I checked this out because of the awesome and suggestive artwork, hey don’t we all? Yet, it was the fantastic story and the way the characters were written that hooked me.

Looking Young For His Age

The setup for the story in FNIA The Golden Age is kind of weird. It makes it a point to say that we are 20, but we look younger, I am not sure what the point of this is, to be honest with you. Anyway, we work as a mechanic and we are pretty good at our job, but one day, we make a mistake and there is an accident. Due to the accident, we end up getting fired and our money starts to dry up and we need to find a new job, but all of a sudden thanks to an ad in the newspaper, it looks like our prayers have been answered.

A Job That Is Too Good To Be True!

Like in all other Five Nights At Freddy’s parodies, FNIA The Golden Age sees us taking up the job of a nightguard/security guard. The place we are going to be working at is called, Freddy-Chan’s Anime Pizzeria and this is a place where people can play games, win prizes, have good food and of course check out all of the animatronic characters. Well, as you have probably guessed, when all the guests go home and it gets late, things start to get weird and this is where all the sexy animatronics come to life. What is different about this game is that the characters are so well written that you actually do want to get to know them better. They are more than the typical, “we are horny robots that want to bang you to death” that other FNAF parodies tend to be.

One Page At A Time

When it comes to the gameplay of FNIA The Golden Age, what we have here is a lewd visual novel. You read the story and then when you do what with the sexy animatronics, you get to make a few choices here and there. It may be pretty standard as far as a lewd visual novel goes in terms of the gameplay. Yet, the writing is so good and the characters so well developed, that it feels far deeper than you would think. This is a game that really does nail what makes a lewd visual novel good.

I See You!

As I said, I have played a ton of Five Nights At Freddy’s lewd parodies over the years, but FNIA The Golden Age is right up there with the best of them when it comes to the visuals. Many parodies make the characters look creepy, but that is not the case here. They have a cuteness and a sexiness about them that I really dig and the suggestive butt and boob shots are awesome and never “too in your face”. The game just has a ton of personality and I got a huge kick out of the prize booth having iconic characters in it such as Pikachu and Totaro! While the lewd content needs to be patched in, this game looks great even without a bunch of XXX scenes.

Pros:

• I love the look of the characters
• The story is very interesting
• I like how so many of the characters are well developed
• The visuals of this game are incredible

Cons:

• I must admit, BB is the weakest of all the characters
• Those wanting the XXX content will have to sort out the patch

FNIA The Golden Age is an erotic visual novel about an unusual pizzeria and strange sounds coming from there at night. Will you be able to cope with animatronics, each of which is trying to pull down your pants?

At night, the entertaining robotic animals come to life and, driven by some otherworldly force, attack the night workers to satisfy their own carnal desires. Not everyone survives after such a rendezvous, but today is your shift, and as an experienced security guard, you can't fail.

Pros of the game:

• Animated erotic scenes
• Your choices can save your life