Spooky Milk Life

I had a smile on my face the whole time I was playing Spooky Milk Life! This is a fantastic lewd RPG that is funny and has some neat gameplay too. I will say that this game is being classed as a point and click adventure game, but I have no idea where the hell they got that from! This is far more like an RPG than anything else. It is the kind of game that is just so quirky and weird that you cannot stop playing it! Plus, it has a free demo that gives you a good chunk of the game so there is no excuse not to check it out.

Nothing Mid In Mid Night Falls

The story that is being told in Spooky Milk Life is so much fun. It takes place in a strange little place called Mid Night Falls and our dad has gone missing! Not only that we have a rather interesting family history here as we have been away for a while and there are all kinds of spooky goings on here and it is up to us to get to the bottom of it and find out what is going on.

Taking Things As They Come

A huge part of the reason I think the story in Spooky Milk Life works is that it makes very little sense, but it completely embraces this. I am not sure if this is by design or by accident, but it made me smile and laugh. I am not sure what went on with the translation in this game, but it is all over the place. However, rather than that being a negative, it actually works in the game's favor as it adds to the strange and quirky nature of the game.

Charming The Pants Off Me

I am writing this in April of 2023 and I can tell you that Spooky Milk Life is one of the best looking lewd games I have seen this year. I just love the style of this game and it is funny and hot at the same time. As the name implies, there is a real “milkmaid” thing going on here. However, the sex scenes walk a very fine line between being funny and hot. For example, you are studying at your desk, while getting jerked off and fondling a pair of huge boobs! You are working out with a spotter that has her boobs on your head. It is fun and hilarious stuff and gives the game a ton of personality.

Questing, Training, Fighting, And Milking!

While I liked the quirky story and the awesome presentation of Spooky Milk Life. I have to say that it is the gameplay that tied it all together and made this a game that I wanted to keep on playing. I really do not know why the developer calls this a point and click style adventure as it's far more like a top down RPG. You need to take on a number of quests that involve things like puzzles and fetching and delivering items. You also have combat too which is a lot of fun and where you see a great deal of the lewd content. Look, it is just a joy to play and it never feels frustrating or boring in any way! Charming is probably the best way I can describe what this game is like.

Pros:

• The story made me laugh many times
• The lewd content makes you laugh and makes you hot
• I legit enjoyed the gameplay and never felt bored while playing the game
• It is a fun game to get into and a fun way to relax

Cons:

• As I write this, they have still not fully finished the game
• While I loved the quirky nature of the game, it may be a tad too weird for some folks

Spooky Milk Life could be the greatest lewd RPG that I have ever played. This is one of those games where as soon as I got done with the demo, I called a friend of mine up who loves lewd games and told him that he needed to play this game right away! I am going to try and do my very best to tell you why this game is so much fun, but in all honesty, this is the kind of game that you really have to play for yourself to appreciate just how crazy it is!

Family, As Dom Says, It Is Always About Family

I have no freaking idea what is going on with the story in Spooky Milk Life as the translation is not the best. However, rather than that being a knock against the game it just added to the hilarity. From what I gathered our dad is missing and we are trying to find him as well as discover what is going on in this weird town. Oh, and there is some strange family dynamic at play, a toy shop you work in, you have to study, and more. It is weird, makes no sense, but it somehow all works.

Training To Win

Ok, so I know I have classed this as a lewd RPG, but on the Steam page, the developer actually says that Spooky Milk Life is a point and click adventure style game. I would say it certainly leans more towards being an RPG, but I can see where they are coming from. The game has you running around talking to characters, completing quests, and so on, but what I got a real kick out of was the training. There is one scene where our dude is doing dumbbell presses with a hot chick spotting him with her massive boobs on his head, hey if that doesn’t jack you up to finish that last set what will? There are also dungeons in this weird town and in here you can venture in and fight off monsters in some basic, but also very fun turn based combat. The gameplay here is actually way better than you would think.

What Is Going On???

I love the presentation of Spooky Milk Life in pretty much every regard. I already told you about the awesome weight lifting scene, but all of the lewd scenes in this game are very enjoyable and involve a lot of “milk” usually. The animation is incredible and I was always excited to see what the next scene would offer as the game is very unpredictable. However, it is the actual “gameplay” that I think really sets this game apart from all the rest. It is done in that classic RPG top down kind of style. Yet, instead of going the 8 0r 16-bit route, they have gone for these much more smoother and modern characters that are animated very well.

Pros:

• I love how weird and nonsensical the story is!
• The chicks in this game are very hot
• It has some of the most fun lewd content I have seen in quite some time
• I like how the gameplay has many different aspects to it

Cons:

• I am not sure when the game is scheduled to be finished
• The weird story may not be something everyone can get on board with