Witch Trainer

I have been looking at a blank page trying to figure out how to tell you guys about Witch Trainer. This is an erotic RPG that is unlike any of the others I have played, but it is a game that I had fun with, said what the hell a great deal and was even a little grossed out by. If you have ever wanted to be involved in an erotic tale set in the Harry Potter universe, you have come to the right place.

Welcome To Hogwarts

The plot of the game is just insane. You are a genie and you end up being transported to Hogwarts where you are working as what I think is the headmaster as you have taken over the body of Dumbledore. Ok so as you can see Witch Trainer is weird, but it is about to get weirder!

You take a real interest in one Hermione Granger and your ultimate goal is to make her yours and willing to do whatever you want. Of course, getting her out of her underwear is your ultimate goal and you are willing to go to great lengths to reach that.

Tongue In Cheek

The style of this game is very much not to be taken seriously. There is a real sleazy humor kind of humor and it is done in a kind of “funny” way. This is a game that is not taking itself too seriously and as a result, the kind of “questionable” things that happen can be laughed at. The writing in the game is great and while somethings can be a tad off, most of it is going to make you say WHAT??? Or laugh.

Cartoon Capers

The presentation of the game is great. Most of the game takes place in your office and the office is nice enough looking and there is a day and night cycle so it does change a bit. The character you play as has a naughty kind of look to him that I think is hilarious. The other two characters you will see a lot is Snape and Hermione and they both have an interesting look to them as well.

Hello Miss Grainger

The gameplay is a mixture of RPG, point and click and erotic visual novel, and it kind of works. You have many things that you need to do from reading your books, doing paperwork, and my favorite two things trying to bang Hermione and even better than that is the bromance that you have going on with Snape.

There is nothing more awesome than getting up to something a bit naughty with Hermione and then summoning your boy Snape to chat with him. I love this part of the game and it is a huge part of the fun and humor of the game.

Pros:

• Your character is hilarious
• The bromance you have going on with Snape is great
• Trying to corrupt Hermione is way more fun than it should be
• The presentation has a nice look to it
• It is very easy to get into

Cons:

• There is supposedly a better “Silver” version of the game
• Some might not like the XXX Harry Potter parody