Sex Bar Simulator

You know, Sex Bar Simulator is probably going to be on my lewd games of the year list. I am not sure what I was expecting from this game, but it completely blew me away and I was hooked and I mean completely hooked on this. It is a game that does have a bit of a learning curve and I would wager those who say it sucks did not complete the tutorial! If you have ever fantasized about being a hot shot bartender who serves gorgeous women sophisticated and complicated drinks and then gets to bang them after, there is no better game than this one here.

The Best Damn Bartender In Town

I would say that the best comparison for Sex Bar Simulator is probably something like Coffee Talk. Okay, so it does not have the deep connection between the characters like that game does or a strong story. However, the premise is actually very similar. We have a bunch of patrons who want to forget their troubles and enjoy a nice drink that you make for them, only here they are hot chicks who want to get drunk! It is a fun idea to play as a hotshot bartender and certainly, something I got a huge kick out of.

The Right Drink For The Right Kind Of Lady

Have you ever seen the 80s classic Cocktail that stars Tom Cruise? Well, Sex Bar Simulator is pretty much that as far as the gameplay goes. We are the bartender, a hot lady will give us a drink order and then we have to get the ingredients, mix them, and serve it to her just the way she wants. This is way trickier than you would think as you have to put on a bit of a show with spinning bottles and mixing it in an exciting way! I 100 percent think you have to play the tutorial of this game as it is way more complex than you would think. Do not worry about breaking a few bottles, it happens! However, once you get into the groove, you will be mixing with the best of them.

Making Then Happy

The really cool thing about Sex Bar Simulator is that if you manage to make enough drinks (three) for each woman to make them happy and tipsy, you are in for one hell of a treat. You see the whole point of the game is to get these girls so excited and happy that they are so impressed with you that they want nothing more than to jump your bones right there and then in the bar! Forget getting a 10 percent tip on their order, you will be the one giving them the tip…. If you know what I mean!

The Perfect Ride

The premise of Sex Bar Simulator is awesome and the gameplay is challenging, but fun. Tying this whole thing together are some absolutely incredible visuals! The girls all have their own style and the sex scenes are animated and just so full of energy. Perhaps because these chicks have a few drinks in them, but they are very enthusiastic about getting it on with you. The only negative is that when our stud bartender has finished, the load he shoots is just so over the top that it kind of takes away from how awesome the sex scene you just saw was.

Pros:

• I liked playing as a cool stud bartender
• Making and mixing drinks takes more skill than you would think
• There is a real sense of progression in the game so you feel like you earn the sex scenes
• The game has epic animated sex scenes

Cons:

• If you do not play the tutorial the game can be rather frustrating
• I wish that “happy endings” were not so over the top

Sex Bar Simulator is an erotic simulator in which you can find yourself in the most lewd bar, even without leaving home. Find yourself among the beautiful ladies and demonstrate all your skills as a bartender in practice. What should an ordinary bartender do if the hottest beauties of the city come to him in a queue? Mix their drinks and leave the best impression of himself of course! Mix the right drink ingredients and choose the right words to seduce the beautiful ladies and they will repay for the cocktail with their bodies.

Pros of the game:

• Bar work simulator, if you're bored with your time with the girls, just focus on realistic mixing bar delights
• Test your charm in the simulation of talking to the girl you like
• Collect tips in the form of a list of girls who want to get alone with you