SEX APOCALYPSE 3D

I love it how the developer of SEX APOCALYPSE 3D felt the need to put the title of their game in all caps. This on the surface is a very ambitious kind of lewd game. A 3D 3rd person shooting built around a lewd game is something that could have been truly epic. To be fair, most of the hate I have seen of this game has been thrown at a version that is not yet complete so it is a bit harsh to be too critical of it. However, I spent a few hours with the most recent build and wanted to share my thoughts on the game with you good people today.

Zombies, It Is Always Zombies!

There is not much in the way of a story running through SEX APOCALYPSE 3D. It is a typical zombie kind of story and that is ok with me to be fair. Our hero is trying to survive in a zombie apocalypse. We do get told that there was some kind of pandemic that has led to much of the population turning into zombies, but it does not get much deeper than that.

Now, to be fair, I will say that while I do like it when a zombie story has some depth. I do also like it when there is a zombie plague and people just need to fight to survive and that is the kind of thing we have going on here.

Walk Like A Man!

The presentation of SEX APOCALYPSE 3D is a real mixed bag. When I saw the trailer for this, I thought it looked great, the main chick reminded me of a mixture of Jill Valentine, Regina from Dino Crisis, and Lara Croft and then she started walking and running. She has this super odd walking animation where she kind of waddles like a gym bro trying to look super wide, it really does not make her look sexy at all!

Now the lewd content here is great. The sex scenes are very hardcore, they are animated and thankfully, she is not banging zombies, just a weird non featured dude, but it is better than seeing her get it on with a flesh ripping zombie!

Guns, Guns, Guns!

The gameplay of SEX APOCALYPSE 3D is about as basic as you can get for a 3rd person shooter, but I still managed to have some fun with it. You basically run around, trying to survive as long as you can until you are inevitably overwhelmed and killed. It is your typical rogue like style gameplay in many ways. You have different weapons that you can pick up such as an accurate bow and arrow, a fast paced, but not powerful machine gun, and a powerful at short range shotgun. The core gameplay is not bad, it lacks any kind of depth, but for the time I spent with it, I did have fun. However, there are a few major issues with this game. First of all, I had this game crash on me numerous times and it also made my computer run hotter than the surface of the sun. The more serious and insidious issue is that it has been reported that this game is a crypto mining game that will work your PC to death for the developer of the game, screw that, it is a scummy practice, and once I found that out I actually deleted the game!

Pros:

• The 3rd person shooter gameplay is not bad
• There are different weapons you can use
• It can get quite addictive when you get a good kill streak going
• The sex scenes in the game are very well done

Cons:

• This has been revealed to be a crypto miner game!
• The whole game is very shallow and the main chick walks like she has pooped her pants!