When he's not saving the Mushroom Kingdom from imminent doom, Nintendo's favorite mascot Mario somehow manages to maintain a healthy lifestyle with multiple hobbies.
The game stars two snakes, Rattle and Roll, who must eat small, spherical creatures called Nibbley-Pibbleys as they climb a mountain in a "race to the moon".
The mechanics of actual game play aren't that bad, but the stream of mindless text plot you need to wade though to get to the all too brief encounters make the single player game more of an annoyance than a joy to play.